E-Trade's Revenge, or, MSFT +3.25 Hens Per Share

Author: malraux

Date: March 22, 2001

by malraux
3-22-01
(OK, OK, I know this isn't how shareholder voting really works...)
OK, Greg, thanks for the SEC update. Now, on to the shareholder proposals...
Item #1, from Roscoe L. Wilbur: uh.... let's see... "Visual Active Farm Animal... With 3-D sheep designer..." Uh, Mr. Wilbur... are you in the audience?
Where "shorting stock" involves more cattle than capital...
Heh, good one, Roscoe. I think they might go for it.
Yep, jes' wait 'til they read th' part about th' point-n-cluck int'rface!