There's ballers and then there's ballers

Author: mandingo

Date: June 18, 2005

by mandingo
6-18-05
Of course it's dangerous! If they ever find out I'm half black, I'm a dead man. But I just can't resist a game where I can drive the lane at will!
So I yelled: Mitzy! Get me out of this infernal contraption! But she ran in, took one look, and broke down, devastated to see I'd been tanned into one those well-endowed Moor people.
I've been a shut-in for weeks, then Mitzy suggested your Arian sports league and I thought what the hey. They'll get a nice laugh and I'll try that new Naismith ball I've heard so much about.
And just in time for a fun new rule change! Up until now we've discouraged hanging from the rim.