CC 292: The Aristocrats

Author: mandingo

Date: August 7, 2005

by mandingo
8-07-05
i kill them all. i shove the skinny guy up the fat guy's ass, the rich guy up the skinny guy's ass, the rich girl up his ass, the celebrity up her ass, and the dumb one up hers, forming a human snake
then i strip naked, pierce my nipples and scrotum with bamboo shoots, and ride the snake around the island hooting, "A THREE HOUR TOUR? A THREE HOUR TOUR?"
will you represent us, Mr. Coconut?