CC 299: News Conference

Author: mandingo

Date: October 2, 2005

by mandingo
10-02-05
people say to me, mandingo... mandingo, they say, using direct address a bit redundantly, why do you run such a clean campaign when all of your opponents are such mudslingers?
Interrogative African, i say, or Mentally Impaired Polack, or whatever subspecies i happen to be talking to, i say that's because i'm a people person. and as a people person, my Headquarters is a bar.
then i take them back to Headquarters, buy them a few drinks, slip them a roofie and steal their wallet. but not their jewelry. you know why?
because you're a people person?