CC 299: oh no you di'nt

Author: mandingo

Date: October 5, 2005

by mandingo
10-05-05
hey, mandingo. how are things going with those two Chinese delegates you're wooing to finance your campaign?
well, Interrogative African, it's been a chore, let me tell you. the first thing Phun and Chung wanted when they got off the plane were hookers. and they both had very specific desires.
Phun just wanted straight half-and-half: half the girls to blow him, half to screw him. but Chung was a stranger cat. he wanted all the girls to wear strapons and take him from behind.
it's okay though - i hired 20 hookers and gave them very specific instructions on what to do.
what did you tell them?
everybody half Phun tonight, everybody wang Chung tonight