CCup XIII: To Pong Ping, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar

Author: mandingo

Date: November 10, 2005

by mandingo
11-10-05
It had been 3 weeks since we'd found Ping safe and sound at that truckstop, selling herself as a cock depository for loose change or the odd bag of cornnuts. But still... something was bothering me.
It's this damn narrative box! It follows me around, feeling the need to encapsulate everything I say and tie it up in a nice little bow.
I was obviously delirious. Narrative Box is all things to all people. It is a godsend, an anchor to the story, and... if I may say so... quite the lady's man.
Great, now it's rambling on about its sexual prowess.
Narrative Box does not ramble, sir! Narrative Box is quite eloquent in its speech and... hey! What are you doing??
So, Doc, you think you can saw out the part of my brain that harbors the narrative box?
Fuck if I know! I'm just looking forward to the ride!