Birth of the Aids Monkey 2

Author: mandingo

Date: December 1, 2005

by mandingo
12-01-05
oo, bad news. remember that monkey we released into the wild last month?
how can i forget? that was the day you proposed!
well i ran some bloodwork on him before i let him go and it seems that.. with the best of intentions mind you.. it seems we inadvertently created a virus with the capacity to destroy all life on earth
HOLY FUCK! i knew that shifty little bastard couldn't be trusted once he refused to explode!
how can we ever redeem ourselves to mankind??
we'll make the reception open bar