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| ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and members of the press -- welcome to the FDA Research Center. i'm sure you've all heard the rumors that we've discovered the cure for Herpes Simplex 8 | |
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| as you know, Herpes Simplex 8 is particularly devastating to AIDS patients and has even been associated with Kaposi’s Sarcoma. this is why the cure for Herpes Simplex 8 is so important! | |
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| maybe they'll find it someday. until then, let's lighten up about it, you grumpy gusses! and to that end, i'd like to introduce you to the FDA's new mascot, "Herpes Simplex 8)" | |
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