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| excuse me, i don't mean to be too forward, but you have a great body. how about i buy you a drink, take you home, and we make love. after that, all i can do is hope that i don't fall in love with you | |
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| i never refuse to take a drink-under any circumstances. but no sex. you take home a new girl each night. "with what people he keeps company," they say. i bet you've even named your penis, haven't you? | |
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