Pig Funk!

Author: mandingo

Date: August 1, 2006

by mandingo
8-01-06
Pig Funk, my man!
don't call me that, i don't like it
what would you have me call you?
my christian name is Reginald
too many syllables, Pig Funk. just be glad i haven't jammed an apple in your mouth, shoved bean sprouts up your ass and tossed you under my Camaro's hood for 15 minutes
today.