Champ the lake monster

Author: mandingo

Date: July 7, 2007

by mandingo
7-07-07
greetings, i am Loren Coleman, eminent cryptozoologist and you, my hiding Plesiosaur, have been found
damn! i've been found! one thing though... you're drinking coffee and breathing under water while i'm a Plesiosaur walking upright on the lake's bottom wearing a top hat
and?
okay, how bout this. you used the phrase "eminent cryptozoologist" and i didn't give you even an ounce of shit
fuck, i'm dreaming.
bingo.