frankenbuddha

Author: mandingo

Date: July 31, 2007

by mandingo
7-31-07
welcome to heaven, breakfast buffet to your right, today's fondue friday... hey, what are you doing here? i thought you were immortal
well it went like this...
i've come to suck your blood... oh shit, it's you
ah, and he zapped you up here before you could bite him.
oh no. like the ASSHOLE I AM, i bit him. but then i had the unpleasant sensation of TASTING MY OWN ASS as i got stomped to death by vampire jesus