Cock Goes Wear ((based on a Xuanwu comic))

Author: mandingo

Date: August 31, 2007

by mandingo
8-31-07
here's your shirt, Ms. O'Flannerty. it's our first geriatric shirt -- designed to give older men denture-rocking orgasms, but not kill them. what do you think? "Not too dry to ride."
sonny, if i wanted to give old farts an orgasm, i could just go to Bingo and show a little stocking.
what i want is a shirt to make some young bronzed Adonis come his tootin brains out.
how about this then: "The best rides ain't waterslides!"
perfect!