Captain Bathroom

Author: mandingo

Date: September 17, 2007

by mandingo
9-17-07
Captain Bathroom, help! my parents have been kidnapped!
okay, little girl! we have to work fast! now tell me--where in this bathroom are they?!
what? they're not here! they're being held at the old warehouse!
okay, then here's what we do! you stop yanking old Captain Bathroom's handle and chain and go find Captain Warehouse! i'll take a meaty shit in the stall that still has a door! on three!
Captain Bathroom!!
jurisdiction issue.