Drunk priest

Author: mandingo

Date: October 4, 2007

by mandingo
10-04-07
you know what God would have created, if he wasn't such a miserly FUCK? piesicle. freeze a pie, jam a stick in it. that so hard, you omnipotent jew bastard?
let me set the record straight. i read Da Vinci Code and let me tell you something, right here and now-- he was totally hitting that. a man's got needs. i know i do. your sons know i do too.
people on the right side of the church. you're skins. 21, win by 2. make it, take it, after 3.
people on the left side of the church--ETERNAL DAMNATION! HAHAHA! seriously! yes, i can do that, Ms. Clarkson! check Leviticus, you old cow!
best. sermon. ever.