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| your honor, this is ridiculous. there's no law against having sex with an anthill | |
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| if i forced a person or an animal to have sex with me, sure, that's a crime and i'd understand that | |
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| but an anthill? it's not even alive. it's a dwelling. it's like saying i raped your living room or teabagged your kitchen counter | |
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