Christmas Eve Press Conference

Author: mandingo

Date: December 24, 2007

by mandingo
12-24-07
every year, NORAD tracks jolly old Santa's sleigh as it flies over American airspace
unfortunately, our targetting systems accidentally shot good Saint Nick down tonight. but i want to STRESS he's perfectly fine and will be on his way again as soon as he complies
complies?
TELL US THE NAMES OF THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!!