Trading Up

Author: mandingo

Date: March 18, 2008

by mandingo
3-18-08
i'm leaving you, Henry. for this hot tub of buttered popcorn. it's hot. and buttered. you can't compete with that
see you in bed
denial, Henry? really?
last week you were leaving me for a napkin dispenser. the week before that for a prepositional phrase you read in Time magazine
HOW DARE YOU MOCK WHAT SINCE THE FIRE AND I HAD!!!
see you in bed