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| 30% off, 30% off! lovely, wuvely, 30% off! | |
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| Jon, all your friends are girls, you call Michael Bolton psyche up music, and when you see a sale your buttcheeks clench so hard i hear a knuckle crack. when are you finally going to admit you're gay? | |
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| i'm not gay! i mean, sure, i had a couple of gay experiences in college, but that's college. who doesn't? | |
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| what kind of experiences? | |
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| well, the first was 69, and the second was | |
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