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| how was your blind date last night? | |
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| not good, she kept trying to order long pork at the restaurant | |
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| how funny - that's what i call my penis. because it's long and it porks. ...i call vaginas hotpockets | |
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| bringing us to what she tried to order for an appetizer | |
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| so'd you make some excuse and get the hell out of there? | |
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| nope, fucked her. my cock has problems of his own | |
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