Carnival Cruise Lines

Author: mandingo

Date: June 26, 2008

by mandingo
6-26-08
the boat's sunk and you're drifting free in the Pacific, a thousand miles from land. John, John, John, how do you keep finding yourself in these predicaments?
i'll tell you how! you stabbed the entire crew then asked if any of the passengers had naval experience and stabbed the ones that said yes!
then the ones that said no, then everyone else! i seem to be the only one you spared and that's only because i was so scared shitless, i answered, "Nissan Stanza!"
i also would have accepted the Volkswagen Jetta and the Geo Storm. Volkswagen Jetta. Geo Storm.