Happy 4th of July!

Author: mandingo

Date: July 4, 2008

by mandingo
7-04-08
how's your day been going, Bob?
not good. i dropped a bomb in the bathroom earlier to celebrate the 4th of July...
yeah, me too
no, a cherry bomb. but i didn't see Earl there. the explosion blew his arms off and fused him with a urinal cake, forming a freakish ManCake superhero. who knows what fiendish powers he possesses??
shapeshifting, for one
inducing copious amounts of shit, for another