WW58: Worst Road Trip (besides the movie)

Author: mandingo

Date: July 16, 2008

by mandingo
7-16-08
mom's mean! i'm gonna run away!
i'm hungry, but i don't want her to know i want to come back home... i know! i'll go to Mr. Neder's house! he'll listen to me and feed me cookies and call mom and tell her he's MAKING ME go back home!
OR he'll rape me in his basement for 10 years until i finally free myself by gnawing off my left arm and ambushing him with garden shears on his way down the stairs!