Job interviews

Author: mandingo

Date: August 9, 2008

by mandingo
8-09-08
i'm sorry, ma'am, i can't give you the position of men's locker room attendant. i feel the gender difference would be inappropriate
sexist.
i'm sorry, sir, i can't give you the construction job. it requires a lot of physical labor, and at 93, i don't think you could handle it
ageist.
i'm sorry, sir, i can't give you the orderly position. as a previous resident of this nursing home, i worry our prior encounters would undermine my authority
rapist.