Elaborate suicide

Author: mandingo

Date: August 23, 2008

by mandingo
8-23-08
christ, did you hear how Joe committed suicide? he got England to declare thermonuclear war on his sock drawer
how the hell'd he do that?
my sock drawer slept with your wife
i'm an abstract border on a map. a demarcation that men thought up. i'm more a concept than an entity, really. as such i don't have the ability to "marry" a "wife" as you humans put it
fucked your girlfriend too
ELIZABETH??