You and me, baby

Author: mandingo

Date: September 26, 2008

by mandingo
9-26-08
i was watching Discovery Channel last night and they used the phrase "New World monkeys." New world monkeys? what the fuck are those?? scared the shit out of me
but then it occurred to me, if there's new world monkeys, there must be OLD WORLD MONKEYS, and that, my friend, was a cockslap of terror
no thank you, your honor. i believe i'm doing just fine representing myself