cc402: Larry Luke, King of the literary agents

Author: mandingo

Date: October 6, 2008

by mandingo
10-06-08
so i'm thinking i'll call it "Atlas Pirouettes, Triple Lindings, Jazz Hands"
Ayn, baby, let's just go with "Atlas Shrugged." and what say we nixay the old Comic Sans font, eh?
i don't know, Larry. i think i'm quite set on "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Mummified Funsack"
trust me, J.K., "Sorcerer's Stone" will draw in the readership. it's street slang for 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, last 2 plugging the meter
"How to Get a Porn Star's Physique on 6500 calories a Day" by Ron Jeremy
perfect title, Ronny boy, but how bout we kill the pictorial angle? in fact, just to be safe, how bout you write it under a pseudonym and we delete all adjectives