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| man, i had the most emasculating experience of my life the other day. i uppercut this dickhead, caught him on the chin just perfect. his head snapped back and he fell to the ground unconscious | |
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| no, no, but i wanted to teach him a lesson. so i whipped my dick out to piss on him. only i couldn't go. but then it became a pride thing. i refused to put the bad boy away until some pee came out | |
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| so there i am, standing over this guy, holding my dick, shouting, "COME OUT, DAMN YOU! COME OUT!" a hundred people must have seen it. definitely everyone on my mom's church bus. it even made the paper | |
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| YOU'RE THE CELLULOID GAYPIST??! | |
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