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| christ, you feeling okay? you're pale as a ghost | |
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| you ever see those wildlife shows where an antelope falls and a group of lions are sitting around eating it, the first one usually going for the warm soft meat around its anus? | |
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| i just got back from taking my kid to Santa's village at the mall. the poor fat bastard they packed into the Santa suit. his heart gave out. died right there on the spot | |
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| but what does that have to do with lions eating the ass out of an antelope? | |
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| the elves, man. those fucking elves | |
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