Ab-so-lutely (Tim's dad)

Author: mandingo

Date: April 14, 2009

by mandingo
4-14-09
look at those homeless children sleeping under the bridge. christ, the world is an ugly place. i wish i had the power to make it prettier
what the hell??
hello, Dan! i am Smyla, a magical jinni! 3000 years have i waited to hear those words! i grant to thee a single wish! use it wisely!
in other news, around the globe today people watched transfixed as millions of homeless children were magically hovered away from their lowly living conditions and flung into the sun