Henry Christ

Author: mandingo

Date: April 26, 2009

by mandingo
4-26-09
hi, Henry, how was your day? did you save any souls? like Jesus?
no, mom, i'm a blacksmith
your brother Jesus was a carpenter but he still found time to save a few billion souls here and there
i'm not Jesus, mom! you've compared me to him my whole life and it's breaking my heart! can't you just love me for who i am? please, mom? please??
Jesus Christ never would have talked to his mother like that
let's go tell him