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| so why should i join the Church of Balls? | |
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| well, unlike the corrupt Catholic church which tithes 10%, i tithe 15% and give 5% back | |
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| but that still comes to 10% | |
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| sure, but it's like getting a thousand dollars back at a car dealership. you still know you're being raped in the ass, but there's enough of a reach around that you can live with it | |
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| grab the sex wax and shoe polish and wait in the barn with the others | |
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