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| Senator, you're notorious for staging elaborate scandals just to screw with the media's naming of them. like the time you threw glass on the ground and released toddlers - Child Safety Gate | |
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| or the time you called an emergency press conference and we waited 4 hours before finding out you snuck out the side gate - Gate Gate, or Stutterer's Gate as it's now known. what shameful act is next? | |
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| sir, as i've been trying to tell the media for the past year, i've turned over a new leaf. having your first child will do that to you. my greatest desire is to simply put all that behind me | |
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| and concentrate on fisting that girl from Samantha Who with a red delicious | |
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