Like pulling off a lawn mower

Author: mandingo

Date: October 28, 2011

by mandingo
10-28-11
don't be embarrassed, it happens to a lot of guys
i'm embarrassed alright... embarrassed for YOU! i fucked a goat once. di-SGUSTING. the smell, the matted hair. i'm a little queasy thinking about it even now. still... ROCK HARD, whole time!
are you blaming ME for it?
have you ever smelled a goat's breath, Helen? like ass and mayonnaise.
*sob*
THAT'S WOKEN IT UP!