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| do you ever wonder if god's looking down on us? what he'd say if he talked to us? | |
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| sometimes... when i'm masturbating. i imagine him saying, "hey, nice cock." and i'll be, "Jesus!" and he's like, "what? i'm just admiring my workmanship. i made that cock, you know. i made all cocks. | |
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| "come over here and smack me around with it." | |
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| remember i need to see your lips to tell what you're saying | |
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| so i do, but i get a little carried away. he's black and blue with a fat lip, sobbing of course, and that's when shit starts getting CRAZY... | |
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