cc491: If I'm colorblind, I didn't just break two rules

Author: mandingo

Date: December 3, 2011

by mandingo
12-03-11
say, old bean. i invented a new turn of phrase today.
do tell!
say now in a future time, a physician's knife can turn chaps into ladies and ladies into chappies. then one might very well say, "once she has the surgery, he'll regret she ever did." see!
eGAD! it's like the future perfect tense but with fleshy bits and god's impotent rage!
you can almost see the poor fellow up there biting through his lower lip and shaking his clenched fist at us!
let's go graft extra buttocks onto our backsides and press him a hammy loaf!