Thanks for letting me pet your critter.

Author: mandingo

Date: June 22, 2012

by mandingo
6-22-12
do you say anything when you climax?
i usually set it up by telling a girl i've had a vasectomy. then later, right as i start to explode inside her, i say, "Oh no! It's come loose!"
haw
how bout you?
i usually just run into lamaze classes and scream, "SOME BABIES NEVER LEARN!" sets it off like a sprinkler.