At the restaurant

Author: mandingo

Date: July 25, 2012

by mandingo
7-25-12
you know, Mark, i only procreated so someone would have to hang out with me. no one else would. "hey, i'll have a kid," i thought. "they'll hang out with me! if they want to eat."
and he did. and for a long time we had fun together. but then he turns 15 and suddenly he doesn't want to be seen in public with me. how do you think that makes me feel, Mark?
bad?
very bad, Mark. very bad.
so is that a yes or no to "are you ready for your check?"