Things I'll teach my son

Author: mandingo

Date: October 15, 2015

by mandingo
10-15-15
you take $1200?
get the FUCK out of here! when i post a price on a car, consider me FUCKING Walmart! do you walk in there and try to talk them down on Great Value Anal-Ese?? NO!
if i knew he was going to try to PRESS me against the wainscoting and FUCK me in the ASS, i'd have stayed home and brainstormed how to break up with his wife and still get my Croce albums back!
what an ASSHOLE! a DOUCHE of the highest FUCKING order! a FUCKING BLISTER on the FUCKING TIP of a FUCKING LEPER'S FUCKING MOLTING FUCKING COCK!!!
1250?
done.