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by mangopaco
12-12-03
Christian decides to go cowboy.
Bill, check this out!
That's awesome. You're like all cowboy and shit.
Yeah, now I just have to find something to ride . . . like a horse . . . or a chick . . .
Dude, that's the most fucked up thing ever . . . ever!
Bob speaks.
You guys are so gay.

 

by mangopaco
12-12-03
Eric comes home.
Hey Bob.
Whaddup?
Nothing much. I'm tired.
Too tired for poon?
I'm never too tired for poon. Can I have some?
....duuude.....!

 

by mangopaco
12-12-03
Christian says.
This reality TV shit is hilarious. I wonder what they'll come up with next. Joe Millionaire in Africa? in Ethiopia? That would be fucked up.
Eric takes it up a notch.
Yeah. They'd call it Joe Thousandaire. or Joe Six-Figures.
Bob brings it home.
or Joe Three-Square Meals a Day!
Paris Hilton: What's Walmart? Do they sell walls?

 

by mangopaco
12-12-03
A date at last.
Yo guys, I have a date.
Cool. Who with?
Maya's friend. Arcadia.
Sweet.
Yeah. Scooby gets to rest tonight.
God must be a cat.

 

by mangopaco
12-12-03
The phone!
Ring . . . Ring . . . Ring . . .
Bob is worried.
shit. it's sameer.
Ring . . . Ring . . . Ring . . .
Wouldn't you be scared?
Machine: Bob's in the Congo and can't take your call, please leave a message. - Sameer: I'm gonna fuck your toaster up!

 

by mangopaco
12-12-03
Uh-Oh.
tiffferrrrs!!!!
what was that condom doing on your door????
Ouch.
tiffferrrrs!!!! it's not mine.
listen bitch, better not be or else i'll rip your sack off and feed it to Bill at school!!!!
yummm. milkshake and pie.
tiffferrrrs!!!! i'd never do anything to hurt you.
i know you wouldn't. Nobody else's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Now make me some pie, bitch!

 

by mangopaco
12-12-03
Mmmm. mmmm. mmm. I love this bar . . .
dude. seriously, you're a small latino boy from Brooklyn.
I love this stuff man. They sing all about life. The love, the pain, the memories . . .
You just think Shania's hot.
I'd do her in a second.

 

by mangopaco
12-13-03
Fairy, fairy in the sky, all I wish for is Swedish pie. . .
oh shit. not Bill again.
It has been difficult to find you here in the Village, there are so many fairies. Will you help me get the Swede?
God, do I really have to? augh, all right fine . . .
Vat am I doing here Billy?
uhhh, ummm, ehhhh, Did you know that recent studies have shown that dog puke is actually a carcinogen?

 

by mangopaco
12-13-03
on the way home from work . . .
... and dude, if anyone ever looked at me funny i would tear them up limb by limb and feed it to their moms. . .
. . . then when she's done eating it, i would chop her up and feed it to her dog . . .
. . . then i would fuck the dog . . . wouldn't you do the same?

 

by mangopaco
12-17-03
All I want for Christmas . . .
is the ability to smite people when they piss me off.
is a lifetime supply of SoCo and Lime.
All I Want for Christmas . . .
is a lady . . . or two!
are M&Ms. Money and Muscles.
Fuck you guys, I'm gonna go see if Mrs. Claus wants her stocking stuffed . . .
Happy Holidays from the Boys of 7C!

 

by mangopaco
12-19-03
Today, class, we're going to be learning about the different levels of Dogg.
What does that mean Mr. Torres?
Bow Wow means you have a gf, Nate Dogg means you're having sex with her, and Snoop Dogg means you're fucking her and her best friend at the same time . . .
Ooooh. What are you Mr. Torres?
I'm Snoop Dogg for life. Your moms keep me busy.
Is that why you keep giving us good grades?

 

by mangopaco
1-10-04
Friday Night in 7C
Cindy is tougher than you thought biatch!
Why don't you come running with me dude?
The Challenge is Issued
I'll do one better. I'm gonna kick your ass in a race and write a better thesis!
My $40 bucks says my milkshake is better than yours.
To Be Continued...
Bring it. I'll show you what it means to be a real New Yorker!
This should be interesting.

 

by mangopaco
1-20-08
Wait. Wait. Why am I doing this again?
Dude. It's Christian's Bachelor party!
How much?
Bill said he could pay you in raw almonds.
I like Bill. He always treats me nice.
Mental note: Buy lube.

 

by mangopaco
1-21-08
Ta-da!
Ta-da, what?
I just asked you to marry me.
Oh no he didn't.
So, what do you say?
It's a good thing that this camera has no sound. No one will ever know what I really said.

 

by mangopaco
1-21-08
What was your favorite part fo the bachelor party?
What can I say that won't get me in trouble with Tiffers... the beer, I loved the beer! But as much not as I love Tiffers.
Cheddar Cheese, bitches!
Bob's mom was such a good pole dancer.
This wasn't even MY bachelor party, you assholes!
Natasha. *sigh*
I can't feel my ass. Is that normal?

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