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by marie517
11-22-03
Chopping Block Trys his new claws!
im hungry
I will SLICE YOU WITH MY RAZOR SHARP CLAWS!!!!
Chopping Block gets turned down once again!...BY A GEEK!
technicly those arent claws to have claws you would have to be an animal and technicly ur not!
i will SLICE YOU WITH MY RAZOR SHARP CLAWS!!!
i will SLICE YOU WITH MY RAZOR SHARP CLAWS!!!
Hey thats my line!

 

by marie517
11-22-03
HMMM this green onion sandwich i got from chi chi's is MIGHTY FINE!!
Dude dont u know u can get like heppy..... uhh whats it called?
Its Hepatits u loser.... i wouldn't get it.. IM IMMUNE..what ever that means
Just wait until ur dead and i be laughing, o yes i will
OLE OLE OLE!!!!! im bisexualo!!
Dude it's worse than i thougt he didnt die he turned in to a bisexual SPANISH ASS HOLE

 

by marie517
11-23-03
Hi Im Micheal Jackson.. will u sleep with me?
SURE!! only if u pay me...
But why should i pay u i beleive all kids need a bed to sleep in!
BECAUSE YOU WILL MOLEST ME AS I SLEEP!!
o yea ur right.... how much do u want...
ooo lets say around 3 million?

 

by marie517
11-23-03
ok ... micheal i love ur songs!!
Follow Me hunny....
Here we are now arent u tired why dont u lay down...
Sure ive always wanted to sleep in ur bed!
Come closer...
Hey get off of me stop touching my penis

 

by marie517
11-26-03
yo yo whats crakilakin g?
get away from me u loser!!!
Fo' Shizzle Dizzie!!!
Excusse me sir.. r u trying to talk to me? or is there a problem you might have?
Finally....a friend
GGGG uNIT yea ya holla at ya boy!
BBBB boBOP... Beeeep bo bop bop

 

by marie517
12-06-03
How it starts....
(this is my dad)DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!
what ever......
I do it again...
GOD DAMMIT
Sorry!! god...
My moms reaction....
I CANT EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for gods sake chill the hell down...

 

by marie517
12-06-03
OK....Blah BLah BLAH.. now what does that mean
uhhh i dunno... hi?
when she starts to freak out
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhh i said hi...
SPAZZZZZZ
card please... STAMP STAMP STAMP STAMP STAMP STAMP
ass hole.....i really hate u

 

by marie517
12-06-03
OK....Blah BLah BLAH.. now what does that mean
uhhh i dunno... hi?
when she starts to freak out
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhh i said hi...
SPAZZZZZZ
card please... STAMP STAMP STAMP STAMP STAMP STAMP
ass hole.....i really hate u

 

by marie517
12-06-03
The rules.....
i have only a few rules..bathrom stamp..locker stamp..gum stamp..pencil stamp..talking stamp.. forget some thing.. stamp..get a drink stamp.anything else u might need STAMP
so what if were dying in the corner do u we get a fucking stamp for that too!
...
I THOUGHT I SAID NO TALKING!!!!
ummm.....
The bad stamp......well maybe i over exagorated
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sizzle............

 

by marie517
12-07-03
hey marie did u know that metallica kicks serious ass?
Yea
dani did u know that King Nothing and Master of Puppets also kick ass just like metallica?
Yea
Marie i dont want u listening to metallica.. there a bad influence...
No they arent the kick ass..

 

by marie517
12-07-03
I think im gonna go down to the store for shizzle!
Just wait one minizzle there a car driveing towards me on the roadizzle..oh well im to Ghetto fab to b scared...
what a loser....

 

by marie517
12-07-03
Never trust dogs..esspecially if they look like this
aww its a little puppy...
arf arf..
What the fuck?...
oww...
hahahahaha

 

by marie517
12-07-03
Brett being an asshole
Hey Marie....(puts shaving cream on face) haha
what the hell brett ..
Brett being an ass hole again
Hey Evan(Puts Snow in face) hahaha
What the hell brett
Brett really is an asshole!
I know

 

by marie517
12-07-03
IN science
lalala(doing a test)
SPAZ
Marie I need to show u something..WHY DID U WRITE THIS IN GREEN COLORED PENCIL IT COULD HAVE RUINED THE SCAN TRON THING WHAT WERE U DOING I CAN BELEIVE U DID THIS THIS IS UN BELEIVEABLE!!!!!!!!!!
sorry?
What i hope happends some day....
(Hit man)
(mrs.Mcewen)

 

by marie517
12-07-03
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rythem of my heart!
Theres a chance we can make it now
We'll b rocking till the sun goes down!
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLD LOVE!!

 

by marie517
12-08-03
Young Hiawatha being made fun of by Yvonne ****
Young Hiawath is so wretched Look at her w/ her abnormal facial hair on top of her little braided head.HMMMMM
I do not appreciate this torture
Young Hiawath being made fun of by Margorie.*****
So young HIA! i think you have a big head with a tubby rolo bod. HUHHHHHH. and how do u feel. Hope you feel fat. hahahahahahahhahahahha
How can you be so cruel. How do u sleep at night by torturing young Hia's like me?/??
Hia gone Evil.(oh no not young Hia!)
I will wilt now. im still young hiawatha jones at heart. i hope you have a nice time under the R.I.P

 

by marie517
12-08-03
Spanish...Jason Showing off and spazing!
OOOOOOO PICK ME PLEASE PLEASE O COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOO
No tito.. Cristina**
Spazing again...
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!I KNEW THE ANSWER(bounces in seat) WHY DIDNT U PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!
TITO!!!!!! CARD...STAMP..now sit down and be quiet!
(to himself) god dammit why did i have to get a fucking stamp shes so retarded i hate her shes so dumb and stupid i hate spanish
Settle down u mother fucking spaz!!!

 

by marie517
12-08-03
The Boring Mrs. Knepper Talk
Now childs dont do bad things or you wont get a sweet friday. Ill give you a stamp!!!harr hahrrhrharrr
Alright HAG! YOu think you could strain yourself anymore telling us about this sweet friday crap!!!!
Danny Shut Down
I hate you Mrs. Knepper your a biatch!!hah i hate you too francesca your too negative you person you!!! i hate you hahahhaha
Shut up Danny you ugly Chipmunk!!! Your a Fag!!
Danny Speechless
What!???? How could you say that im getting ripped on by a girl.
Yeah thats right you Lame Fag! Hahahahahha

 

by marie517
12-08-03
OMG i cant beleive u got the totally cute shrit before i did.... I HATE YOU NOW...
Im sorry hurting you young child on mine come, come with me i will take you some where nice!!
THe MAll??$$ i could use a few more shirts in all the colors and since im loading with cash i can so TOTALLY BUY WHAT EVER I WANT!!
Well... thats not exactally what i was talking about......
Well then i dont want YOU to b around me uh u ruined my day...
why did i creat ppl like you?

 

by marie517
12-09-03
Mrs Shutte reads slow
Ok lets take attendence...Brrrrrr...ian Alllllllllex Marrrrrrrrrrri eee
here
Mrs.Shutte talks slow
OK! B u e a n o s D i a z.......Blah blah blah
Mrs.Shutte is evil
I CAN HEAR SEE AND SMELL IT THROW IT OUT..... STAMP
chew chew chew

 

by marie517
12-10-03
ok what do i next?
GOD WHY DOESNT ANYONE WANNA HELP ME !!! I ASK FOR ONE SIMPLE THING AND U GIVE ME ADDITUDE
mom my whole life isnt surrounded around decorating!!!!!!!
I DONT GET ANY RESPECT!!!!!!!!
alright! now what do u want me to do..?
RRR I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY AND IF U CANT DO THAT THEN.... JUST GO AWAY!!

 

by marie517
12-10-03
(alarm clock) BEEEP BEEEP BEEP
NOooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
(runs to alarm clock) SMASH!!Wow that was pretty close i almost woke up two seconds late

 

by marie517
12-11-03
Hey guess what today sucks....
really why....
a bunch of stuff..
oo ok well what kinda stuff
people being asses, tests,parents that kinda stuff
oo well that sucks

 

by marie517
12-11-03
Look its chunk!!!
hey guys have a got a story to tell you!
no no no u have to do the truffle shuffle before u can come in!
but guys i have to...o ok ill do it
To Be COntinued.....
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
whoo whoo whoo(stomach shakes) whoo whoo whoo now can i come in?

 

by marie517
12-11-03
ok hari is like the smartest kid ok just to let u know..
umm 1,2,3,4
Ok noww letss seee howw farr harii wentt...
5,6,7,8,9
everyone everyone......
First time hari ever got yelled at
ok ok....
(looks strait at hari)I WILL DO THE COUNTING HARI(really loud)

 

by marie517
12-12-03
THe Rabbit is BEhind the CLown CoStume
(eating trix) yummy!!!
hey theres some trix..im gonna c if that kid will give me some...
Sure here u go!!!!! o i love clowns!
Hey can i have some of those trix...?
OOOO NOOOOO!!!(just pretend its a rabbit)
Silly rabbit trix are for kids!!
(trips and the clown wig comes off) I CANT STAND THOSE GOD DAMN KIDS!!!

 

by marie517
12-14-03
Hey i got this add from the book store(looks) OMG AWESOME ASPHALT ACTIVITES!!!!!
NO WAY THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I REALLY WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok lets go!
woopdidee
YEAH PRESIDENT(SRY I HAD TO WRITE IT)
OK THIS ACTIVITY SAYS SHOVE YOUR FRIEND IN A GARBAGE CAN
this is so fun!!!! WHATS THE NEXT ONE!!!!!

 

by marie517
12-14-03
AT THE MOVIES.....
WHTA!!!!!!!!
Kristen goes......
WHAT!!!!!!!!
kristen goes.......
RUns up to our seat....
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KRISTEN GOES .....SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!

 

by marie517
12-15-03
Another thing at dinner
Hey did Mrs.Kocan used to teach at heritage?
I DONT KNOW!!!!
Spaz..
YOu dont have to have an additude about it..
(sighs) WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO FIGHT AT DINNER I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NICE TIME WITH THE FAMILY!!!!
once everyone shuts up
Isnt it nice having everyone home for dinner...
no....

 

by marie517
12-15-03
When my mom comes home from work.
Mom can i go to the movies?
............................
spaz.............
ok..well can i..
DO U THINK U CAN WAIT UNTIL I GET IN THE DOOR BEFORE U ASK ME A QUESTION IVE HAD A LONG DAY AT WORK!!!!!!!
I think that was a mood swing...
ok...
Sure u can!!

 

by marie517
12-15-03
Kristen Goes....
HAHAHAHHA
What....KRISPY CREAM DON???!!!!haha!
no........
loser
loser

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