All comics by mark_a_thorpe_2

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
...........?
"Look! Donut seeds!" ...hehe...
.....piss off.
What? WHAT? Did I say something wrong!?

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
Scene from Fight Club...
You know why they have oxygen masks on planes?
To supply oxygen?
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrphic emergency, we're taking giant, panicked breaths.
..........
...like this, you mean?

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
The final battle begins...
By the power invested in me, I summon the element, FIRE!
That'll never w...
...err, God? Are you...err...okay?
Shit, well I never thought it would actually work...

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
Dude... *snigger*
...yeh?
DUDE!! Like, hehe, do you do, *snigger* GUYS...?
......what??
*snigger*
...oh shock horror...another fag joke...grow up, you homophobic prick...

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
Before Nirvana's final gig...
Cobain, what's with the lyrics? "No I don't have a gun"??
Well Grohl, it's reverse psychology...as I DO infact have a gun.
No you don't...you don't got the balls to carry a gun, dude...
Oh really...?
.......ahh, shit, I guess he did.
...damn you Dave Grohl!! Always need'n proof!!

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
Peter Andre at the beach...
** Mys-ter-ious girlllll ** Heyyy baby, wanna get naaaked??
(Mysterious girl? I'll show him "Mysterious girl!!")
HOLY SHIT!!
Hmm, yeh baby, who's the DADDY!?
14 and a half seconds later...
*shrug*...since when did women grow penis's...?
ohhhh, Peter, lets go AGAIN!!!

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
You mistook my mother for a DUSTBIN!! You're outta here, boy!!
I said I was sorry!! I loooove you!!!
...pfft...what an absolute clown...
......???

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
At an Eminem & Dr Dre concert...
Hey, Dre, check dis shit bro...
Yo Eminem, whatcha got, ma homie?
Nice, huh? It's for the gig tonite...a big, bad WHITE mask!! Hell, everyone loves a big WHITE face! WHITE is what it's all about, huh?
..........
...don't you EVER talk like that again, you racist mutha fucka!

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
...I hate changing rooms...

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
During an expedition to the centre of the earth...
Seriously dude, you should really wear protective gear out here...
...I'm Bin FUCKIN' Laden! I'm invincible!!
..........
...told ya.

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
Okay PUNK!! Where's the hostage??
Dude...don't make me kill you...
Okay, FREEZE muthafucka!!
Err...if you say so...
I didn't mean it literally...fool.
**brrr brrr brrr**

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
Christmas Past...
WooooAhhh! I am the ghost of Christmas Past...
Ahh, Crimbo 1993...a great day!!
In limbo...between Christmas's of course...
Next, have a loooook at Christmas Present...
Ohhhkay, here goes...
Loooook overrrr thereeeee! Christmas Present!
...hang on...that's my wife!! What is he doing to my wife!? Wait...aint this in the PRESENT??Last time YOU drag me away from the wife on Christmas...

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
Woah, dude, am I like trippin' or are you one of those Transexual things?
...TransFORMER, actually.
Errr...like, you turn into a truck or a tank or something...?
Erm...close, but no cigar...here goes...
WOAH!! A weed smokin' Dinosaur! Totally trippy maaaaaaaaan!

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
...I dunno about you, but I sure think that is one FUCKED up reindeer...
...someone gotta clean that shit up soon...hmm...though how it got out of me in the first place, I do NOT know...

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-14-04
In a Pokemon battle...
Cheekypakochu!! I choose YOU!!
ZAAAAAAAAP!
...you're kidding me, right?
...oink...

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-15-04
...I told you, I don't WANT YOUR BLOODY BREAKFAST!!
Ahhh, why not? Bacon, eggs and waffles! What are you anyway?? A pig-donkey!?
Well I'm obviously not eating BACON, am I?
Ahhh, so you're a piggy then?
No, I'm a donkey...a Jewish donkey...

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-15-04
High up in heaven...
Dude, so yeh, God's all bustin' my ass for drinking too much 'n shit...
Well...that's just not right dude! Go get angry at him! Shout! SCREAM!!
God...we need a word...
..........I think I may have shouted a little too loud...
...fool.

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-15-04
So...really, why'r we here in the first place? We're here so people can laugh at us...and it's just not fair!
We're so unappreciated! All we do is stand around, trying to start a conversation regarding the current financial situation in Cuba, and you don't listen!
Exactly!! I mean, isnt the fact that Cuba's current decrease in legal revenue important to you people!? Or the fact that more and more Cubans are being thrown on the street EVERYDAY!?
Ohhh, quiet...here comes the comic strip designer... back to work...
Sucky, sucky five dollar?
Me soooo horny!

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-15-04
Doctor Deaths Medical Surgery...
So, you're feeling a little ill today then? Ahh, a shot or 3 or pure morphine should fix that...
Doctor, if you'd looked at my medical records, you'd see I'm highly allergic to morphine...
...morphine it is then.

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-15-04
A true story...
Hey Callum...
Dude, dude, DUDE!! I can't believe it!! I'm actually in the presense of Tom Green!! Tom-mutha-fuckin-GREEN!!
..........
..........
An exciting end...
.....well that wasn't as thrilling as it could have been...

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-16-04
...........go on...
excuse me...?
Ask me!
Ask you what!?
You wanna know if I'm a finger or a penis, don'y you!?
..........oh jesus.

 

by mark_a_thorpe_2
4-16-04
...writters block.

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