Pierre the Peacemonger

Author: marknicodemo

Date: April 15, 2006

by marknicodemo
4-15-06
Pierre the Peacemonger at the U.S.-Mexican border runs into Adelina, an immigrant about to cross the border illegally.
Adelina, aren't you afraid of entering zee U.S. illegally?
No, Pierre. You see all of America is stolen from Mexico anyway, so I really can come and go as I please.
Like zee evil 24 hour Wal-mart?
Yes. Speaking of Wal-mart, I need to buy an American flag.
For what?
For the illegal immigration protests. I need to hang one upside down and under my Mexican flag.