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Pierre the Peacemonger is at the ACLU office watercooler when he meets a new visitor.
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| Hello earth liberal. I am Crat from the planet Dem. I've noticed some very strange behaviors on your planet. | |
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| Our tolerance and compassion for all people is well known. | |
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| No, I am being serious. Like the irrational tendency of earthlings to rename everyday concepts and objects for no reason. | |
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| Ah, like "sanitary administrator" for zee janitor? And "insurgents" for zee terrorists? Ooops. I mean "freedom fighters." | |
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| And the term for hiring preferences based on gender and ethnicity? | |
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| I think it is zee "diversity." Let me ask my Administrative Assistant Staff Specialist. | |
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