Pierre the Peacemonger

Author: marknicodemo

Date: April 19, 2006

by marknicodemo
4-19-06
Like many liberals, Pierre believes everyone should "kill" their television.
THIS IS A SPECIAL REPORT FROM ABC NEWS.
Perhaps zee Thief in Chief Bush has resigned!
But sometimes it's hard to avoid the most pressing issues of the day.
GOOD EVENING. WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED WORD...
Or maybe Rumsfeld resigned! Or maybe...
THAT KATIE HOLMES HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO A BABY GIRL.
Ah, "Suri" is such a nice name.