Pierre the Peacemonger

Author: marknicodemo

Date: April 23, 2006

by marknicodemo
4-23-06
With the cost of gasoline rising, politicians smell an opportunity to be saviors.
Sacre bleu! Zee cost of gasoline! She is over $75 a barrel!
Don't be so surprised, Pierre. We all know who's responsible for the rise.
Socialisto Bernie Sanders thinks something besides supply and demand is at work. He actually demands that the oil industry "lower the price of gas."
But of course. Zee Bush oil cronies.
That's right. The thieves in "Big Oil," in Texas and D.C. who control the price of gasoline. Duh.
There's an easier way to help Americans at the gas pumps, but those in power aren't exactly interested.
Surely we "No blood for oil" people can find a solution to zee prices!
We in Congress could lower the TAXES on gas, but we're not THAT stupid!