Pierre the Peacemonger

Author: marknicodemo

Date: May 6, 2006

by marknicodemo
5-06-06
Rhode Island Representative Patrick Kennedy recently got into a car accident. He blames the medication he was taking.
Why are we investigating Representative Cynthia McKinney who slugged zee mean police officer and not crazy driver Kennedy?
Because her last name is not Kennedy.
Rather than be arrested for his driving, he was not even given a breathalizer test.
Atleast Kennedy is in zee rehab. We were not able to help poor McKinney from zee racism that afflicts all zee black legislators.
McKinney would be in rehab too.
The incident once again proves that there's a set of laws for us and a set of laws for the Kennedys.
But --
There's no rehab program for arrogance.