Pierre the Peacemonger

Author: marknicodemo

Date: May 10, 2006

by marknicodemo
5-10-06
President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sent a letter to President Bush the other day.
In his letter, shouldn't have President Ahmadinejad explained his nuke program?
It is just for zee energy needs of Iranians!
Predictably, the bizarre letter contained criticism of the White House, the western world, democracy, and implied that the Holocaust might not have occured.
Energy? Pierre, Iran is sitting on tons of oil.
But zee oil barons keep stealing all Iranian oil and selling it very expensively to zee SUV-driving Americans.
Perhaps when Iran blackmails the world with Israel's destruction, the U.N. might, um, actually do something,
So how does the U.N. plan on ending Iran's nuke program?
By writing many angry letters of course.