Pierre the Peacemonger

Author: marknicodemo

Date: June 25, 2006

by marknicodemo
6-25-06
If you listen to liberals enough, some strips just write themselves.
The Muslims arrested in Miami hoped to blow up the Sears Tower.
But zee threat was not imminent, Crat. Therefore, zee arrest was a racist Republican attempt to distract us!
It still hasn't sunk for many liberals that we're facing a global enemy bastardizing an entire religion to murder non-Muslims.
Distact us from what?
From zee fact that zee Bushies are so incompetent in Iraq, Crat!
Moral of the story? Don't ask for solutions from ostriches who refuse to see the problem.
So what punishment would you recommend, if any?
If we really want to punish zee poor Muslim men, send them to juvenile detention center on zee Chicago Southside!