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Author: markw

Date: December 2, 2001

by markw
12-02-01
Hi, I'm Jack, the burger guy.
Close, but no cigar, pal.
I'd like to invite everyone to try out my 99 cent value menu, now with extra grease fried right off the cow when you order it.
LIES.
Perhaps you've forgotten all the excitement from when I took back the company.
Gimme twelve.